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Joke of the Day
"How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian.... I'll get my coat..."
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"If you need an ark built... I Noah guy"
"Q: What kind of letters would you send to capital cities? A: Capital letters."
"It's alright if we're doing it all wrong. After all, we are the first generation to deal with midlife crisis by staring at our phones."
"Comas can really change the meaning of a sentence.. For example ""Ben is in a hurry."" ""Ben is in a coma."""
"Did you hear about the wedding between the two antenna? The service was terrible, but the reception was great."
"What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold? Iron Pirate"
"Took my car to the mechanic because it was making a terrible noise... Turns out it was just a Pitbull song on the radio."
"A heads up.. So when searching for a place to eat at work and a coworker tells you about The Black Angus Campfire Feast and the boss is standing behind you. Check the spelling before hitting enter."
"Remember to horrify your friends and family by testing out your tweets on Facebook today"