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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a wet bear? A drizzly bear."
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"John has 400 spiders, he eats 398, what does John have now? Cancer"
"Whats the difference between acne and the pope? Acne doesn't come on your face till about thirteen."
"Venus Williams has blamed her first round exit at Wimbledon to the balls not bouncing correctly. May I suggest for her to try some better fitting underwear?"
"DUI checkpoint cop: sir, have u been drinking tonight me: define sir"
"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin.."
"A tax collector dies and goes to heaven"
"If every day is a gift, I'd like a receipt for Monday. I want to exchange it for another Friday."
"Do you know what really bugs me? Discreetly placed microphones."
"A joke from 1892 ""...one nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."""