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Joke of the Day
"A black man and a Mexican man open a restaurant together. What is it called? Nachomama"
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"I walked up 14 flights of stairs, so I'm all done with exercise this month."
"A very Fat woman comes into a store and tells the clerk, 'i would like to see a bikini that fits me' Clerk...'me too'"
"Hopefully ""researching tweets"" will hold up in a court of law when the prosecution presents my google search history as evidence."
"So what happens if I neglect to ""safely"" remove the USB from the OH DEAR GOD THE BLOOD."
"I hope Joe Biden will run for president in 2020 Because when he announces it he's able to say that he's been Biden his time..... I'm sorry"
"There are two types of people in this world... Those who hate clowns, and clowns."
"All I need to know about you is defined by whether you ask for a cup or a cone when ordering ice cream"