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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a nun on a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile &nbsp; ^^^^^^^^^^^[inb4^^repost](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/search?q=nun+on+a+wheelchair&restrict_sr=on&sort=relevance&t=all)"

"I'll apologize for burning your house down if you apologize for telling me I ""overreact."""

"A bartender walks into... ...a church, a temple and a mosque. He has no idea how jokes work."

"How did the shattering glass get everyone's attention? ""Let me be loud and clear!"""

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question. They can't change anything."

"So a blind man walks into a bar He hurts himself pretty badly."

"What do you call a hobbit that looks good in pictures? Frodo-genic"

"A termite walks into a bar And asks ,"" Is the bar tender here?"

"What do you get if you cross a rethorical question and a joke?"

"extremely suspicious that there's no information about brains that didn't come from a brain"