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Joke of the Day

"I have a bad feeling we're going to pay for Taylor Swift not having a boyfriend on Valentines Day."

"""See that guy over there? I have to serve him with papers today."" -Oh really? Why? ""Because I lost my tennis racquet."""

"Guy: Why does everyone call you ""Gross Gary""? Gary: [filling a canteen with hotdog water] Nobody calls me that."

"How much did the pirate farmer charge for his corn? [](/party)A buck-an-ear!"

"How is an undergraduate degree like a pedophile? A minor makes both of them hard"

"Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting. Until you realize you live alone."

"What's the fastest way to make a skeleton? Put a leper in a wind tunnel"

"Where did the Jewish girl go during the bombing? Everywhere."

"Yes, you're drawing your eyebrows too high. Don't look so surprised."

"People who love Trump hate themselves. Or Mexicans."