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Joke of the Day
"So what happens if I neglect to ""safely"" remove the USB from the OH DEAR GOD THE BLOOD."
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"If a man says he is going to fix something he will. There is no need for a women to ask every 6 months about it"
"The greatest trick the devil ever played was making you feel productive when you're really just fucking around."
"If I own a gym my employees will be required to intermittently pester you. If you don't like it don't come to Jehovah's Fitness."
"How many clones of president Obama does it take to change a lightbulb? What a stupid question: Obama won't change jack shit."
"Whats white and salty? Salt."
"Why are there no walmarts in Iraq? Because there is a target on every corner,"
"I ate at this restaurant last night. After dinner they gave us some strange cookies. I ate that cookie right away but my friends all removed a small paper message from theirs. That cost me a fortune"
"WIFE: Hey why are all our potatoes dressed in tiny outfits and arranged in a little scene? ME: [hiding Photato Album] Why? Do you like it?"
"Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos? Ryes over rum."