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Joke of the Day
"Most hookers don't give a fuck because it's much more profitable to sell a fuck."
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"Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill."
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"Being great in bed is like being attractive or smart. The more you talk about it, the less I believe it."
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