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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever been on the Nile River? I heard it does on for miles and niles and niles... If you don't believe me, you may be in denial."

"""I'll sleep when I die"" - person who doesn't really understand sleeping or dying."

"What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on? Mourning Wood"

"I used to live in New Orleans till Katrina took everything I had. Sometimes I wish she'd stayed in Latvia."

"What's the definition of relative humidity? The sweat that accumulates under your balls when you're fucking you're sister."

"So the Disney alligator killed the 2 year old recently. I hope the alligator has a good time with the gorilla."

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? one's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean"

"96 is the number of rejection."

"What do you call someone whose GPA is greater than the number of inches their dick is? Asian"

"Where do farm animals get their groceries? The pharmacy."