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Joke of the Day
"If you were anti-pencil Would you be erasist?"
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"What's a pedophile's favorite kind of shoe? White Vans..."
"*invents time machine* *goes to 1930 germany* *points guns at young hitler* What gives u the right to ruin a mustache style for everyone?"
"What do you call an angry psychiatrist? Therapissed."
"The first Olympic sailing results are in England has taken gold, France has taken silver and Somalia has taken the boat."
"My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles elbow"
"YO MAMA SO FAT! Yo mama so fat, that when she went skydiving over Iraq, isis thought America dropped a nuke."
"How did the aquarium win the battle? Giant Fish Tanks."
"Did you hear about the girl who was dating the guy with the wooden leg? She broke it off"
"Question: What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift? Ans: Hodor"