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Joke of the Day
"Why did the boy fail to become a footballer ? He didn't have any goal in his life"
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"Procrastination is similar to masturbation The longer you wait the larger the load"
"Tonight I was Attacked by 4-5 Terrorists . They were in Car with full loaded Guns. But thanks god I wake up."
"My girlfriend decided to quit her job at the yogurt company The truth his, she never really liked the culture"
"I need your parent's phone number so I can call you & hang up when they answer. Cause if I'm gonna crush on you, I'm doing it old school."
"the cats out of the bag now... now the cats in the bag but you can still see its tail.. now the cats rolling around in some sand and dirt"
"A creationist puts his glases on and says: ""Evolution can't be real, just look at the human eye!! It's too perfect to be just chance!"""
"If your wife says ""what would you do without me?"" ""Live happily ever after"" is NOT the correct answer."
"No really, keep talking. I'm just training for the eyeroll olympics."
"According to the heart rate monitor on this treadmill, I died 14 minutes ago."