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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a witch with one leg? Eileen."
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"Falling asleep at work didn't get me in trouble. Falling asleep at work and snoring got me in trouble."
"My favorite drawings at the Muhammad cartoon festival in Texas were the two chalk outlines out front. Credit Evan Sayet."
"What kind of drugs to tumblr users take? Anti-oppressants."
"Graphic designers just aren't my type."
"What did one tonsil say to the other? Get dressed, the doctor is taking us out tonight!"
"Who annoyed Polyphemus even more then Odysseus? Nobody"
"I'm 100 percent against animal cruelty. Nothing makes me sadder than when my dog makes fun of me."
"The Internet at my school went out today Looks like Kim Kardashian finally achieved her goal"
"what did the gay bull say? more cowball!"