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Joke of the Day
"What hangs at a man's thigh, and wants to poke the hole it's often poked before? A key."
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"*pretends to throw ball* *dog runs to chase it* Ha, stupid dog. *dog keeps running, disappears over horizon* Um *dog tackles me from behind*"
"No, I don't want to hang out at your house. Your pot to snacks ratio is all off."
"I asked a chinese girl for her number She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."""
"Its a wonder how stadiums get so hot When they're filled with fans!"
"A mushrooms walks into a bar... ... The bartender yells ""Get the hell outta here!"" The mushroom says ""But why?! I'm a Fungi!"""
"Why are people comparing Trump to Reagen? Reagan's biggest accomplishment was tearing down a wall not putting one up."
"So a duck walks into a bar... He waddles over to a seat and settles in. The bartender says ""Hey there, what can I get for you?"" And the duck says ""I... I don't know. I've never made it this far."""
"How do you know you're at a gay picnic? All the hotdogs taste like shit. Ba-dum-tsss."
"Why do German showerheads have 11 holes? Jews only have 10 fingers."