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Joke of the Day
"Where can you find Scandinavia? Right next to Printdinavia and Copydinavia."
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"ME: why is my son failing TEACHER: just because u gave him that name doesnt mean he'll be intelligent ME: [gasping] cover ur ears Smartboy"
"Comas make a big difference in your sentences. For example, -Ben is in a hurry -Ben is in a coma"
"How many mods does it take to screw in a light bulb? [removed]"
"My wife says ""I want to go... ...somewhere i've never been before."" I said, why not try the kitchen."
"We're probably missing out on a lot of good candy by stereotyping creepy people who have white vans with tinted windows who give free candy."
"Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club Thank you all for coming."
"What frequency do police radios operate on? 100 niggahurts"
"What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Santa? Santa stops at 3 'Ho's'"
"What did one bridge say to another? ""Fuck you"" (They were arch enemies)"