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Joke of the Day
"This is your captain speaking... AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING."
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"How does the executioner like his coffee? Decap"
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"Compromising with your woman doesn't mean you are wrong & she is right. It only signifies that sex is more important than your ego."
"""Two thumbs up!"" -man with 12 thumbs reviewing a movie he hated"
"Two fish are swimming when they run into a wall. One of the fish turns to the other and says ""damn."""
"What's long, green and smells like pork? ""Kermit the frogs fingers"""
"Hollywood should remake ""Freaky Friday"" between a priest and a scientist. The Title should be ""Converting the Masses"""
"I like my women like my coffee, hot, black, and bitter."
"Knock Knock Who's there? An interrupting black woman. An interrupting black- MMMMMMMHMMMMMMM"