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Joke of the Day

"My favourite word is snigger It allows me to be sracist without speople sthinking I'm a sbad sperson"

"What do you call a black, seafaring plunderer? Pirate. Unless you're a clever racist, then you might've said ""nigarrr""."

"/r/Jokes/ wins Friend of the Planet award! for 95% recycled content."

"A new study shows body-image issues start as young as 3. How awful. That means 2-year-olds with gross bodies think they look okay."

"I wouldn't bother making a joke about an infinite line No point."

"How does a barber make phone calls? He cuts them short."

"911: Whats ur emergency? ""OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-"" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- ""-of my sons mouth."""

"As a cancer survivor, people ask me how did I come to terms with having cancer. I didn't... It just kind of grew on me."

"I laughed at a lot of the posts here on Reddit. They /r/jokes."

"Maintaining an erection: It's never been my strong point."