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Joke of the Day
"Where do SJWs belong? In an oven."
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"The problem with ""We, the People"" is mostly you, the people."
"How do the female members of the Human League Ovulate? They use their Philoaklian tubes"
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing they're both stuck up bitches."
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"Got this one from my nephew Knock knock. Who's there? Hoo. Hoo who? Big summer blowout!"