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Joke of the Day
"My friends and I are having a body-part pun contest. The game is afoot!"
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"If video games taught me anything it's that you don't need to work because there's precious gems just laying around everywhere."
"What is the difference between an american and a canadian? 69 cents."
"Just recently sold all my dead batteries free of charge"
"A bank's radio commercial just said, ""Every dollar you donate can feed a hungry family."" Your ATM fees can feed four, you murderous pricks!"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To show these fu**in pedestrians how its done!"
"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Donald Trump."
"Do you know that condoms have serial numbers on them? No? I guess you haven't rolled them down all the way."
"I'm not allowed to use the credit card anymore, last month I bought 43 falcons"
"What is a mortician's favorite side dish? Gravy"