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Joke of the Day

"If you're wearing khaki above the waist I'm going to assume you know everything about every animal."

"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a well known six offender"

"Where does the vampire deposit his savings? In the blood bank. And why did he like to deposit his savings there? Because everyone there helped increase his savings."

"A man walks up to a woman [NSFW] And he asks the woman If he can pet her pussy. The woman says sure but you'll have to hold My cat."

"How's it hanging? directly below the point of suspension"

"[COPS] *into radio* We've got a drunk man in the park who thinks he's a lion tamer. ""SIR! PUT THE WHIP DOWN & STEP AWAY FROM THE CAROUSEL!"""

"My friend wrote a philosophical paper about his girlfriends vagina. It was pretty deep"

"whats worse than a dead cat on the piano? a diseased beaver on your organ..."

"Company loyalty can often be explained by Stockholm syndrome."

"My sister said she wanted to have sex with me. I tried to say no, but she was incestant."