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Joke of the Day
"My friend wrote a philosophical paper about his girlfriends vagina. It was pretty deep"
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"I cried when my dad cut onions... I miss onions. He was a good dog."
"Why should you name your son Jackson? Because naming him Jacksoff would be embarrassing."
"Have you heard about the new supersensitive condoms? They hang around after the man leaves and talk to the woman."
"What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed? Me neither. Help."
"What does SAG-AFTRA call a low-budget foreign production? Scrub-a-dub-dub."
"Does size matter? Some women say size doesn't matter. Some even say that they prefer smaller ones. I think that they're just shallow."
"My friend from Hollywood always told me, ""Shoot for the stars."" He was an assassin."
"Dogs are all ""huh?"" while cats are all ""ugh."""
"LPT: How to meet the man/woman of your dreams. Go to sleep. [Heard this from a friend so not mine and probably not hers]"