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Joke of the Day
"Why are Peter Pan's jokes not funny? Because they Neverland"
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"Smooth Farmer Whats a farmers best dating advice? A tractor"
"Bra & Hat What did the bra say to the hat? ""You go on ahead, while I give these two a lift."""
"There are three fourth graders, a white boy, a black boy, and an asian boy. Who have the biggest dick? The black kid. Cause he's 21. People here get butthurt by the simplest jokes. Good lord."
"Started my Matrix Algebra class a few months ago... I'm really confused so far. When do we learn about Neo?"
"Study says that 1 in 3 people suffers from short term memory"
"Mirror inspector Now that's a job I could really see myself doing"
"What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Corduroy!"
"What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls? Altha'or syzygena"
"I get beavers and similar animals mixed up. I otter know better."