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Joke of the Day
"What is Santa's favourite metal band? Sleigh-er"
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"A man rushes into a bar and yells out, ""Guys I just heard the funniest pole joke!"" And the bartender says, ""Hold up there buddy, Im a pole"" And the man replies, ""Okay, then I will tell it slowly"""
"What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines? A greydient"
"HR: Me: HR: Me: HR:..87. Karen has lost 87 PERCENT VISION.. Me: HR: Me:..she looked at my cheese stick.. HR: Me: HR: Me: *eats cheese stick*"
"Girlfriend: Have you ever been with a fat chick? Me: Nope, you're the first one. Gf: What? Me: What?"
"I already know what I want to be when I get older.. Younger"
"Tried to start an origami company... It folded."
"A boy was born of an Indian , Irish , Chinese and an Italian Grandmother They couldn't settle on a name, until it hit them! They named him Ravi O. Lee i'll see myself out"
"REMINDER: Joe Biden is the only American vice president in the last 15 years who hasn't shot a friend in the face."
"Her: I love your lip gloss. What brand is it? Me: *looks puzzled*licks lips* It's donut glaze."