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Joke of the Day

"So, they recently discovered a recording of Michael Jackson covering Bob Marley It was titled ""One Glove"""

"Why were Kay's pets scared of Kay? because... K8 K9"

"My dancing style can best be described as ""newborn gazelle being chased by lion."""

"What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? [NSFW] Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A: A hooker can wash and resell her crack."

"I love how Simba acts upset when Mufasa dies as if he didn't just do a choreographed musical number called ""I Just Can't Wait To Be King""."

"A Thursday night ""Just got Paroled!"" party down the street! Wooooo! HELL YEAH!! I'm gunna wear my best knife for this one y'all!"

"People are rough on gym teachers, but let's not forget all the years they spend in college, learning how to yell a last name in a scary way."

"2 fish. there are 2 fish in a tank, one turns to the other and says, ""How the fuck do you drive this thing?"""

"What's large, gray, wrinkly, and not important? An irrelephant."

"*pretending to talk on my phone so I don't look like a loser standing by myself* -Haha yea dude last night was craz- *phone starts ringing*"