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Joke of the Day

"Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep? Their cicadan rhythm is off"

"Sometimes I think I want to have a baby but then I wake up the next morning still holding my beer and I think maybe not"

"Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because if they live by the bay they would be called bagels."

"What was the burglar doing at Wayne Manor? Robin."

"what do you call 2 gay overweight physicists touching tips? A large Hardon collider"

"What does Hillary Clinton use to drown the noise of Black Lives Matter protesters? White noise"

"OMFG there is a horse in the corridor! Then my wife must still be in the manege."

"Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill? walking. JK ROLLING"

"What did the magazine say to the comic book? Boy, do we have issues!"

"Boy : I have a pen you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities. Girl : I have a sandal you have a face. Think of Casualties."