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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an angry prostitute? Whoremonal."
Next Joke
"Have you heard the joke they don't tell stupid people?"
"why do jews watch porn backwards? so they can cum when he hands the prostitute money"
"Scientist1: You got any Sodium Hypobromite? Scientist2: NaBrO"
"If you put a picture of yourself in a locket, you could say you are... Independant"
"Have you ever smelled mothballs before? How did you get the little legs apart?"
"There was a young couple having sex in the pool. I walked up to the lifeguard and said, ""Aren't you going to do anything?"" He said, ""I might have a wank if you leave me alone."""
"Did you hear about the guy who got his entire left side ripped off by a shark? He's all right now."
"What happens when you place a black baby next to your ear... You can hear a future mixtape."
"Why did Bill Clinton cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in the chicken."