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Joke of the Day

"Official Bin Laden Joke thread! ""Osama's funeral is gonna' be the bomb!"""

"Did you hear about the guy who used 20% of his right not to incriminate himself? He plead the Fifth!"

"It's not that I think I'm out of your league. Its more that I'm not even sure we're playing the same sport."

"My favourite sexual move is the JFK I splatter all over her face while she screams and tries to get out of the car"

"Going to the toy store, pressing the ""TRY ME"" button on a toy and the fucking thing wont stop...So you just try to get the fuck out of there like nothing happened."

"[breakup] Who should get the cat? ""I don't know...let's see who he loves the most"" {3 weeks later} Can you tell? ""Nope"""

"bury me in a dog park so i can be some dogs treasure"

"I bought a dog from a blacksmith as soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door."

"Friend apologizes for mess. Friend has immaculate house. Open her closet. Out comes 78 books, a piano and a gentleman squirrel in a top hat."

"Why should you never trust an atom? Because they make up everything."