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Joke of the Day

"Official Bin Laden Joke thread! ""Osama's funeral is gonna' be the bomb!"""

"You ever get off the toilet and think... Man, was I full of shit!"

"I got an electric shock yesterday. I couldn't resist it"

"A Roman walks into a bar and holds up two fingers. He looks at the bar tender and says ""Five drinks please."""

"Hub: This looks delicious! I love spaghetti! Me: I know Hub: Pass the foot powder. ~and that's why I can never eat Parmesan cheese again"

"Why didn't the Romans try to kill Jesus after he rose from the dead? They were too afraid to double cross him."

"I just got a socially progressive phone... It has an LGBTQWERTY keyboard"

"Why is the moon so grumpy? It's just going through one of its phases."

"What do you have when you have two balls in your hand? A man's undivided attention!"

"I do feel bad for some of you who complain about all the unwanted attention you get on Twitter. Maybe you should try notepad, or word."