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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a Donald Trump and Ellen Pao? Edit: Trump can ruin a business right."
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"""Count down to zero silently with your fingers and then do a fist pump."" - SWAT manual on breaking down doors"
"My wife told me she thought the clone troopers were kinda hot I told her she might have a Fettish."
"Role playing in the bedroom was fun until my wife gave me a speeding ticket."
"Video games don't cause violence, they PREVENT it. Whenever I see a turtle now, I chuck it off the nearest cliff where it can't hurt anyone."
"What did the right butt cheek say to the left butt cheek? *""Let's get together and stop this crap!""*"
"I met Jesus once but he was kind of a dick He was all ""holier-than-thou"""
"Like most people my age, I'm 23. ."
"Why is American beer like having sex in a canoe? Because it's fucking close to water"
"Dad: ok we need to find the number to that store, get the phone book Me: Get the what now?"