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Joke of the Day
"Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources? The long long farm."
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"What flavor gum does a scientist prefer? Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke."
"How many Jews can you fit in a car? Depends how big the ash tray is."
"If a girl has magnetic personality and still She can't attract the desired boy. Then that means the boy has iron deficiency."
"HOLY SHIT I JUST CORRECTLY GUESSED A WIFI PASSWORD AM I JESUS?"
"Q:What happens when your GF illegally downloads a movie? A:She becomes PirateBae"
"Why was the little drop of ink so sad? Because his father was in the pen, and he didn't know how long the sentence was!"
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use the restroom? The P is silent."
"Stop feeling sorry for yourself. Just think, there are people out there who don't get to read my tweets."
"Barista: How do you take your coffee? Me: Seriously. Very seriously."