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Joke of the Day

"Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources? The long long farm."

"What's a French person's favorite video game system? The Wii! (Oui)"

"My wife gets a bit irritated when I talk about my second and third marriage because, you know, she's my first."

"Your momma is so ugly.... Bill Cosby gave her coffee."

"Mexican magician A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, ""uno, dos..."" *poof*... He disappered without a tres."

"What is brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!"

"I used to be afraid of flying in planes But nowadays I insist on one."

"Make sure your worst enemy is not living between your own two ears."

"Did you hear about the new Playboy magazine for married men? Every month it has the same centerfold."

"Need to have a talk about drugs with my 14 year old son because my regular connection just dried up. -Danny Zucker"