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Joke of the Day
"What flavor gum does a scientist prefer? Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke."
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"Tried to text ""playa"" but it changed it to ""player"" I must have the white iPhone."
"Thug: *shows tattoos of tear drops* So I remember each person I've killed. Me:*shows tattoo of an oven* So I remember to turn off the oven."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotopuss."
"What does a vampire call a hemophiliac? Diarrhea."
"What starts with 'M', ends with 'arriage' and is a man's favorite thing A miscarriage"
"This guy next to me thinks I'm flirting, but really I'm just trying to see where he parks so I can steal his gas"
"Da Bears. That's it that's the whole joke."
"Have you heard the joke about the blind man who picked up a hammer and saw?"
"Probably the rudest thing you can do to a stingray is catch it with a fishing pole and then fly it like a kite."