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Joke of the Day
"How do you find a blonde girl in long grass.. Quite nice actually."
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"How do you piss off a bunch of people on the internet even worse? [Deleted]"
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."
"A woman once told me to look at the world through her eyes. So I looked out the kitchen window."
"How many men does it take to put the toilet seat down? Nobody knows it hasn't happened yet."
"I saw a list of what things cost in the 1930s. Great Depression or not, I find it hard to believe people couldn't afford a 20 cent steak."
"Did you hear about the overweight, alcoholic transvestite? He liked to eat, drink, and be Mary."
"Did you hear the joke about the roof? I would tell you, but it tends to go over people's heads"
"No matter how much you loved them if a family member or pet comes back from the dead don't dilly dally kill them immediately"
"Two lying, click-bait advertisers walk into a bar. You'll never believe what happens next!"