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"What does the cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? He wipes his butt!"
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"Bert and Ernie are at the beach on a hot summer's afternoon... Bert pulls out his cooler and opens it up. ""Do you want some ice cream, Ernie?"" ""Sure Bert."""
"Why don't prawns give to charity? Because they're shellfish."
"Chuck Norris' sperm can penetrate 13 condoms, the birth control pill, a brick wall, and the 1975 Pittsburgh Steelers offensive line in order to impregnate a woman."
"What kind of beef are you most likely to catch masturbating? Stroganoff"
"It makes me sad that the closest I'll ever get to 'hulking out' is splitting my trousers when I bend over."
"Last year for Christmas I got my little brother an abacus in the shape of a medieval Stronghold... He hated it and was really ungrateful. Our dad said ""Hey! It's the fort that counts."""
"It would be horrible if a Mexican male's name was rita. Hello, Senior Rita."
"Why can't single women fart Because they don't have an asshole until they're married."
"Pros and Cons of making something to eat: Pro: Something to eat Con: Making"