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"Pros and Cons of making something to eat: Pro: Something to eat Con: Making"
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"I got a new thesaurus Its pretty bad, though. Not only that, it's also bad."
"what is 50 feet long and only has 3 teeth? The funnel cake line at the Arkansas state fair."
"I need some white people jokes. I was talking with some guys at work and came to find that we are all disappointed at the lack of white people joke we know, so let hear what you've got."
"what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises in the morning? it becomes daytrogen"
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"House arrest? You mean permission to excuse myself from social interaction? Oh no, judge. Please don't."