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Joke of the Day

"RIP boiling water You will be mist."

"Ask me if I'm a truck. No."

"Snow White is my favorite Disney movie about a man trying to hook up with a woman who just wants to sleep."

"Here's a joke for all you Game of Thrones fans. One day Bran walks into a bar."

"A man sends 10 puns to a pun contest in hopes that at least one of them would be selected as the winning entry No pun in ten did."

"A reason why we can't have a perfect world: Because I don't want one."

"Why did Bill Gates & Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, ""Go fish""."

"What's long, hard, and has cum in the middle of it? A cucumber."

"I've decided to be outraged about straws too flimsy to punch through their own wrappers. Time to blog."

"Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps? Under his work boots."