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Joke of the Day
"Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interup.....MOO!"
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"What do ghosts give birth to? Boo-bies."
"What do you call a wolf with Stockholm Syndrome? A Dog."
"If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive."
"""i wouldnt be caught dead"" someone throws a net over my dead corpse ""gotcha!!"" ""noooo"""
"For Christmas I asked for the best looking person around The next morning I woke up in a box"
"Waiting to see who sits next to you on a plane feels like the opposite of winning the lottery."
"Cat with mental disorder The psychiatrist just diagnosed my cat for having dissociative identity disorder. She now have 45 lives."
"I don't always tell Harambe jokes but I'll take a shot at it."
"C'mon, I can't be the only one that does kegels to pass the time in meetings"