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Joke of the Day

"I am proud to announce that I have developed a foundation to aid abused women It's real thick to hide the bruises"

"Jokes religious people find offensive Why did chicken cross the road? He had cancer on his balls. P.S. He was actually Allah and not chicken"

"Do you know why the bike couldnt stand by itself? It was TWO TIRED!!!"

"Jesus is a really bad WoW player... ...When he dies it takes 3 days to resurrect him."

"Pharmacy employee you're too unhappy for someone who is in control of all the drugs."

"Why shouldn't you play American football with feminists? Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts."

"Why are aspirins white? Because they actually work."

"A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a* Shitzhu*."

"Where do Na'vi go when they get hurt? ICU"

"My sister dropped her daughter at a nightclub last night. She said the drinking and dancing brought the labor on."