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Joke of the Day
"That moment you could pass as an Olympic speed walker because you are racing to the bathroom."
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"What did the fish say for stinking up the sushi restaurant? I am saury."
"How are women like 90 degrees? They're always right."
"How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only two. One person holds the bulb and the other blonde twirls the other blonde around."
"slowly adding more and more lead to your meals until you're immune to bullets"
"TIL that black eyes are hereditary You get them from your father if you drink his last beer."
"Have you ever listened to someone talk for a while and started to wonder ""who ties your shoelaces for you?"""
"Ugly is in the eye of the beholder as well."
"Ive never been good with punctuation but I like Dicks Sporting Goods Store"
"Dude, why did you buy Grand Theft Auto 5? I mean, honestly, you live in Detroit. You could've just gone outside and saved yourself $50."