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Joke of the Day
"That moment you could pass as an Olympic speed walker because you are racing to the bathroom."
Next Joke
"I bet Eve bit that apple because she knew she was going to get a bunch of clothes out of it."
"Now that Platini has been banned from football... Who's going to make all the sticker albums?"
"This hot girl asked me to recommend some music so i said Pink Floyd, she said ""I didn't know Pink used her last name as well"" Now she's dead"
"What do you call a spanish child molester? A pedrophile"
"I found my dad sniffing my sister's underwear. It wouldn't have been that awkward had she not been wearing them at the time."
"Man, I really hate all these low level Pokemon... They're always breaking my balls."
"An old man is running through the halls of an old-folks home wearing a cape and yelling ""Super Sex! Super Sex!"" An old lady pokes her head out of her room and says, ""I'll have the soup."""
"What do we want?! A cure for Tourette's!! When do we want it?! Cunt!"
"There are two secrets to success 1. Never tell anyone all of your secrets 2."