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Joke of the Day
"I wish I could illegally download better health care insurance."
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"Why did the witch go commando? She needed some better grip on her broomstick."
"I hate those unrealistic movies...you know, the ones where men are friends with women."
"I trimmed all the bushes in the front yard to make my house look bigger."
"A man walks into a bar. Smack."
"A scuba diver brings a wetsuit to a dry cleaner..."
"[at my dad's funeral after he drowns] ME: *places a wreath made of a life preserver on the coffin* It's what he would have wanted..."
"I don't like road head I always have whiskey dick."
"You so ugly when who were born the doctor threw you out the window and the window threw you back."
"Anytime I see someone with dreadlocks i yell CONGRATS ON HAVING A DIRTY HEAD FOR AN EXTENDED PERIOD OF TIME"