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Joke of the Day
"I wish I could illegally download better health care insurance."
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"Yesterday, I subscribed to Bigflix ...And now my new favorite word starts with a P and ends with O R N... That's ""Popcorn""!! What were you thinking you pervert!!!"
"So. I'm gonna tell you guys a little about my sex life."
"What do you call a horse that has very good vision underwater? A seehorse."
"""Almost there."" - liars"
"I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up. She told me that I have to stop jerking off. I asked, ""Why?"" She replied, ""Because I'm trying to examine you."""
"Doctor wanted a semen sample, stool sample and urine sample. I gave him a pair of my underwear. Here, you sort it out."
"I was walking through the mall... I was walking through the mall, when I noticed this mannequin giving me a filthy look. I went over and decked the cunt and said ""Fucking poser"""
"The past, present, and future walk in to a bar... It was pretty tense."
"Bro: *on phone* Babe. Babe. Babe. Babe. BABE! Dude: You're so whipped. Bro: What? I just got her to rent Babe instead of The Notebook."