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Joke of the Day

"Why are burglars such good tennis players ? Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !"

"The real reason Hillary Clinton stumbled A tiny plane flew into her."

"During my school days I was living on baked beans. A house would probably have been a smarter option."

"Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there."

"Yo momma Is so fat, that she has her own event horizon!"

"What do you call a guy with 4 penises who can breathe underwater? Aquatic."

"When she says she prefers the strong, silent type she means her vibrator."

"Give a man a fish and he'll be like, ""Dude I'm allergic to fish."" TEACH a man to fish and he'll be like, ""THTOP I THAID IM ALLERGIC TO FITH"""

"What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear? Thanks for the refill. "

"Scientists recently discovered a new dinosaur that was very intelligent They named it Thesaurus"