152850

Joke of the Day

"Goals: 0) Start indexing at zero"

"Another joke from my daughter Her: Why did Sally fall off the swing? Me: Why? Her: Because she had no arms. Me: ??? Her: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? Her: Not Sally!"

"""We will, we will paper you!"" - Band that's more awesome than Queen"

"So there's 100 000 pascals in a bar..."

"Did you hear about the rookie Rhode Island cop who gave out twenty-two parking tickets before he found out he was at a drive-in movie?"

"Did you know that papa johns was delivering to the twin towers on nine eleven? The order was for two large planes!"

"Man, boobs are amazing!"

"A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said ""You know you really need help"" ""Yes I do"" said the elephant ""get this kid off my foot !"""

"I was going to make a joke about the Rapture, but... it just isn't happening."

"The human body is 98% water. So I'm not fat, Just well hydrated."