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Joke of the Day
"One of my co-workers didn't come in today because apparently he's constipated. What a shit excuse."
Next Joke
"Who makes dinner in a lesbian relationship? Neither, they eat out."
"What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard? The space bar."
"What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time? An asymptoad."
"Ho Ho Ho Do you know; There is a dyslexic devil cult who worship Santa??"
"Nothing like riding a motorcycle without a helmet. The wind blowing through your hair... the warm pavement on your face..."
"People that say a watched pot never boils clearly don't understand the second law of thermodynamics or are blind."
"Mr Monster: Oi hurry up with my supper. Mrs Monster: Oh do be quiet I've only got three pairs of hands."
"There's no way the Ninja Turtles would have those ripped abs. You can't do crunches with a shell attached to your back. Trust me I've tried."
"I like my tumors like I like my bingo numbers... B9"