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Joke of the Day

"What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard? The space bar."

"I wonder if Woody or Buzz have ever met Andy's moms toys. I think it would cause mass confusion as they probably share the same names."

"I was having sex with this girl last night and she kept screaming the wrong name all night. I wonder who tape is..."

"A hammer and a Nail cost $1.10 The hammer is a dollar more than the nail, how much is does the nail cost?"

"Bono and the Edge walk into a bar Barman says ""not you two again"""

"I had a dog named Herpes once. He was a good dog, but he wouldn't heel."

"We decided to name our unborn child something that represents where it was conceived. Only 7 more months until baby Uber is born!"

"An Existential Question If given the choice between eating outside and watching the Nickelodeon network, what would you do? I'd pick Nick."

"God I hate these crossword puzzles Does anyone know a 3 letter word for ""Father""?"

"What's the problem with tipped cows? They can't MOOve"