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Joke of the Day

"Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend? Because every day is a sadder-day."

"If your BF wears a gold necklace outside of his tshirt both of you will be asked to get out of your car by the police at gunpoint some day"

"Do you know what the women are saying after an orgasm... Apparently you don't know..."

"What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman? You can unscrew a light bulb!"

"The past, the present and the future had a meeting. It was tense in there."

"So there's a guy with a speech impediment.... It's funny because his life is hard, and he was relentlessly ridiculed in grade school."

"#rubbishjokes Noah's diary - 39th day: ""The dragon pie was really scrumptious."""

"Teaching your dog to fetch a beer is smart. Fetching it from the neighbours house is genius."

"Why should you never BBQ on your roof? The steaks are too high. ^I'll ^see ^myself ^out"

"Why did the boy look at each and every one of the animal crackers? Because his mother told him not to eat them if the ""seal"" was broken. Credits to my school principal"