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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why did Mickey Mouse get shot? A: Because Donald ducked."
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"What do you call a fly without any wings? A walk"
"""Excuse me sir, but there's a Bohemian knight here to collect his fee."" ""Tell him the check is in the mail."""
"What's the second fastest thing in the world? Your butthole closing up after a poop. What's the first fastest thing in the world? That one drop of toilet water."
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"If I got a dime every time I exaggerated... I'd have a jillion, gazillion bucks!"
"What's the difference between ""ooo"" and ""ahhhh""? About 3 inches."
"What do you call a Russian man with three testicles? Mr. Whodyounickabollockov"
"What can you tell your dog but not your girlfriend? Sit down and beg There are a million answers to this. Come on reddit, make my day better."
"If I was a police sketch artist I would be like ""is this the guy?"" And they would be like ""nope that's a barn"" because I can only draw barns"