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Joke of the Day
"Where do bacteria go when they die? St. Petri Dish."
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"""So, how's life in North Korea?"" ""Well, I can't complain!"""
"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and an acronym? An acronym stands for something"
"Why can't a bike stand on its own? Because it's two tired. Edit: added ""because""."
"What is a guy who hangs out with musicians called? A singer"
"I'm no expert, but I would guess the internet really affected encyclopedia sales."
"My ex-girlfriend was a magician... She made all of my money disappear..."
"ROTFLMAOBNHETKMFTARLA Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off, but not hard enough to keep me from typing a really long acronym."
"Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker? He wrote ""1 + 0 = 0"" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out..."
"Cheap prostitutes are like coffee If you put your dick in them it's gonna burn"