86895
Joke of the Day
"Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants? because they serve Poutine."
Next Joke
"$1,000 worth of products were stolen from a Games Workshop today Police are looking for a book and three pots of paint."
"Have you heard the one about the grain farmer? It was corny."
"What's the difference between a Jew and Santa Claus? Santa goes down the chimney"
"Breaking News: A Pillow Did you hear about the corduroy pillow on the news? ... It made headlines..."
"If Wile E. Coyote really wanted to destroy the Road Runner, he should have just proposed."
"A baby seal walks into a club. ...while two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bah-dum-tsssssss."
"A black man, muslim, and an illegal alien walk into a bar... And the bartender asks ""What are you having Mr. President?"""
"So I tried to tell a friend of mine an Isis joke... but it was poorly executed"
"CLOSE THE DOOR, YOU'RE LETTING ALL THE WIFI OUT"