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Joke of the Day
"How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb? none, its a hardware issue."
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"Why did the letter arrive wet? Because it had postage dew."
"What kind of stretches does a pencil do? Ticondeyoga"
"What do you call a star-spangled pubic wig? A'merkin"
"My wife complained the other day, ""Why did God give women periods with cramp pains and men nothing?"" I laughed and said, ""Don't be silly honey, he gave us women."""
"She would have gotten away... ...if she had also changed her name to Rachel Dolizzle."
"Want to know how to stop the ""Not My President"" Riots? Play the National Anthem and they'll all kneel."
"Someone Stole my Microsoft Office and they're gonna pay. You have my Word"
"Knock knock.. Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke."
"Dear Ninja Turtles, Why are you wearing masks? There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you."