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Joke of the Day

"How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb? none, its a hardware issue."

"I have a friend always ready for anything.. his name is Justin Case"

"What did the insurance company say to Dr. Dre when his house was demolished? Someone's gotta pick up the Beats and pieces."

"Define Irony: redditors using the death of reddit as a way to farm karma"

"Two cannibals are sitting around eating dinner. One begins to complain to the other, ""You know, I really don't like my mother in law."" ""Then just eat the noodles."""

"Did you hear about the guy in the Islamic State who was caught smoking weed? He was stoned."

"Balls Deep is not a accurate form of measurement."

"Tomatoes are a rich source of lycopene (werewolf dick)."

"I'll never forget my grandfather's last words.. ""Stop shaking the ladder you little shit"""

"""What's your view on lesbians?"" 1080p"