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Joke of the Day

"How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!"

"Why did jillian fall of the swing? She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)"

"I think it's obvious that Goo Goo Dolls and Lady Gaga should do a side project together and call it Goo Goo Gaga."

"I look forward to hearing Michelle Obama's speech again. At the 2020 RNC."

"What did the drug test say to the addict? ""URINE TROUBLE!"""

"Q. How do you keep a blonde at home? A. Build a circular driveway."

"There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down he sneered at me and I thought, well that's a little condescending."

"How do you make a shortcut? With small scissors."

"I've never hated a neighbour enough to get wind chimes."

"My life would be a lot easier if when shopping online there was a ""Sort by least ugly"" option."