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Joke of the Day
"What's an Australian's favorite element? Gold"
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"What is the plural of y'all? -What is the plural of y'all? -Y'alls? -All y'all."
"Before the invention of the hose, firefighters had to put fires out with their fists."
"I bought a book on capitalism... but then returned it because some of the letters were in lower-case."
"I'm hot blooded, check it & see/ I got a fever of 103/ why's everyone on the bus screaming/ maybe I shoulda wiped off the rectal thermometer"
"Happy imagery of the day: A mouse dressed as a pirate sits on your shoulder while you work and pretends to steer you holding a potato-chip."
"Q: What is a monster's favourite game? A: Swallow the leader."
"What is the leading cause of dry skin? Bath towels..."
"What killed Phil Hughes? Ebola."
"What is the name of the new game show hosted by Katt Williams? Are You Stronger Than A 7th Grader?"