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Joke of the Day

"Made a cool logo for /r/jokes Ya like it ? "

"Did I tell you I bought a sports car? It wasn't very good though, I beat it in every sport I played against it"

"How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle? Somebody took a corner!"

"What do you call a circumcision for a dollar? A rip off!"

"What is the best part of living in Flint You get free Orange Juice"

"""Boo!"" A priest startles. It was the holy ghost."

"A new survey shows that 90% of men masturbate in the shower, the other 10% sing. Know what they sing? Yeah, me neither."

"I got fired from my job at the juice company. I couldn't concentrate."

"Dear bill collectors, if you want me to answer the phone, instead of ""no caller ID"" try something like ""free shoes"""

"In heaven there is never a line at Chipotle."