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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between redditors and eggs? Eggs get laid."
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"Is that a Nexus 6 or are you just happy to see me?"
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"I used to be extremely afraid of hurdles... but I got over it."
"Barista: Name? Me: Lotta Sexhaver *wink* *Time passes* Barista: Got a latte for Virgin McLiar"