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Joke of the Day

"A pharmaceutical truck full of Viagra was stolen today. The police said to be on the lookout for hardened criminals"

"Damn, i got hit with the ""we need to talk"" from my wife. Thank God it was just about divorce. I was scared shitless it was an intervention."

"Why do blind people always laugh at jokes? Same as why they don't drive. They never see it comming."

"I was standing in the elevator at work and I couldn't remember why I was mad... Then it hit me"

"What's the expiry date on plastic? [81](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/UYwYdFdoecA/0.jpg)"

"Why did the ""pervert"" cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in the cbicken! Hahahaha"

"Please don't make me say Worcestershire out loud."

"How are ISIS like Little Miss Muffet? Because they've got Kurds in their way."

"My 8 yr old son asked me earlier what the first two letters of 'fun' are. I laughed, we fist bumped, and then I sent him to the corner.."

"Having friends is like having a Porsche... I'd really like to have a Porsche."